I swear all the dealers around here been having different kinds of purps and they all taste so fruity :)
Charging the cat
The eyes are green. It’s charged. Please unplug your cat.
ok follow these simple steps:
1. pick up the trash
2. step outta ur house
3. open the trash can
4. step into the trash can
good now u r where u belong congrats!!!
Frosty Northern Lights.
reblogging for the excellent gif usage.
fuck Florida. Crazy motherfathers
Trick or tr(eat me out) 🎃
I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
do you ever get anxiety bc your room is so messy but ur just too damn lazy to clean it